This is Brad.  You can't take anything he says seriously.  He "meows" and "barks" on a regular basis.  I don't even remember exactly how I met him; he just appeared one day (which is definitely something Brad would do). He rides his bike everywhere, unless he's driving his old blue Volvo. And last week he was generous enough to buy me a Chipotle burrito.  Thanks, Brad.  You're awesome.